Sunday, December 10, 2006

2:00 PM


4 models stand before me. You guys have come a long way to become the top 4 of America's Next Top Model.

This week, you guys were asked to take catalogue photoshot. As you all know that modelling is either catalogue or those edgy commercial shots. They are important as they give models recognition to everyone. You guys have also learnt tactics from Janice to pose in catalogue photoshots, and used them in this week's photoshot.

Now, let's take a look at your best shot.

Taariq: The ambience set up was very nice for you, but you looked totally retarded in that photoshot! What's with your mouth? Open to laugh or open to catch some flies? And you looked as if your neck bone had dislocated! Oh, your jaw too.

Andre: This is your bestshot. You laughed very happily, but we can't see your eyes?! Where are your 3.5cm wide eyes?! And your partner spoilt your shot, he was practically smiling slyly over the camerawoman-which is ME. And becareful, you might catch some flies too! Check between your teeth!

Edwin: This is your best shot, but can you stop scratching your arms? Got flies also must ta-han! Taariq's opening his mouth at the other side to help you catch the flies! So appreciate his effort and put your hand off! And laugh, LAUGH!

Karen: What a face was that? A constipated look that hadn't shit for weeks? Where's your laughter? And what's that OK handsign for?! To squeeze the flies?! Let Taariq do the job! Anddddd...NOBODY irons pillow!!


Okay, now models, please leave the room and the judges will deliberate who will leave and who will continue to become America's Next Top Model.

Thank You - Ty Ty Baby.
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